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All "British Arctic Territory" flags are hoaxes, developed by Clay Moss et al. on April Fools' Days
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image by Miles Li, 1 April 2024
The British Arctic Territory Army has no distinctive flag, but uses the
normal British Arctic Territory Blue Ensign instead. However its seniormost
officer, which currently holds the rank of Brigadier, does use a distinguishing
flag of a Brigade Commander, of the standard British pattern: a blue triangular
flag, proportions 2:3, defaced with a formation badge (in this case the BAT
coat-of-arms in a white circle).
Miles Li, 1 April 2024
The BAT Air Force flag and Civil Air Ensign were introduced on 12 March,
1996. I'm aware that the bears are still hovering, but in this case, it's most
appropriate. The bear in the Air Force flag is red from sunburn at high
altitude, and it coincidentally makes the BATAF flag appear to be related to the
RAF flag. Before the sunburn incident, the roundel appeared to be sort of
Scottish.
Clay Moss, 6 April 2005
image by Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
The British Arctic Air Force is getting some much needed assistance from the
Royal Air Force, Royal Australian Air Force, (formerly the British Arctic Royal
Australian Air force), and the US Air Force. Each of these air forces has agreed
to assist the BAT in training its Air Force pilots and technicians. From this
point forward, any aircraft that is involved in training BAT pilots will wear
the special distinguishing BAT Training roundel. Additionally, the newly
approved BAT Flight Orientation Group BATFOG flag or ensign will be flown at
station when any BAAF flight training operation is under way.
Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
The last issue I received of the VABAT Journal "The Royal Seagull" had an
extra blank page tucked in. As I looked at it I thought I saw an impression of
the word Navy, bringing back my own glorious Navy days. So I took a pencil to
run over the page to highlight the letters.
It seemed to be a reference
to the BAT Navy being very upset about all the attention the Air Force was
getting. So they were in super-secret research to build a BAT submarine. Many
words were indecipherable, but it looked like the dispute was to reject the
whale shape and instead have a trout shaped submarine called Schubert (or was it
Sherbert? I couldn't tell). Of course, that was rejected and it now will look
like the Ogcocephalus Darwin, the Batfish. The delays were how to fit a
ping pong table and bowling alley inside.
The biggest argument was about
the color of the flag and how it should fly underwater. That's all I could read.
Hope I'm not revealing any BAT secrets.
Lee Herold, 1 April 2017
image by Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
A very hush hush group being formed within the BAT military establishment.
They are calling themselves the BAT Medical Air Network, BATMAN.
What
little we know is that the group's mission is medical and global in nature. We
also know that the Association of Men named Clark Kent, AMCK generously donated
vast resources, allowing the group to go into action rather quickly. Yep, they
have a flag. Can you guess which one it is?
Clay Moss, 1 April 2017
I can say though that both wings of BATMAN are taking front and center here,
involved in activities that are very “hush-hush”. So, BAT Batman flags can be
seen displayed in front of most homes here in Alert.
Clay Moss, 1
April 2022
image by Clay Moss, 24 March 2021
The BAT is now a member of the NWS, or Nuclear Weaponed States, although
we're only a humble territory. A couple of high school kids got us there,
(accidentally), building a soda can sized bomb.
Someone did ask how the
BAT might deliver a nuclear warhead if it ever became necessary. Well, the same
three kids who built the BATbomb, are avid Estes rocket enthusiasts. And before
they ever built the bomb, they had figured out a way to fire a standard Estes
model rocket 12,000 nautical miles. How they do that is a bigger territorial
secret than how they built the BATbomb.
Can you imagine the global fear
that must resonate through the BAT’s potential enemies, knowing that the BAT can
deliver a nuclear warhead, the size of a soda can or smaller, using a cardboard
rocket? Absolutely zero radar signature, and virtually no rocket exhaust to
detect.
As a result of our new found, (now year old ), status, the BAT
Nuclear Energy Regulatory Department, or BATNERD was founded, and thus, its blue
ensign.
Clay Moss,
24 March 2021
image
by Clay Moss, 24 March 2021
When one becomes a nuclear power, lots
of other stuff takes place via a domino affect, and another BAT department was
created. BATMAN. Now, those of you familiar with the BAT Medical Air Network
BATMAN, may wonder what's going on. We don't know precisely, as the new top
secret BATMAN, is the BAT Military Air Network, Their BATMAN flag is simply
missing the Staff of Aesculapius.
Clay Moss,
24 March 2021
I'm aware that some will believe that the arms of the cross on the BAT's
civil air flag are too skinny. They are if compared to Britain's
Civil Air Ensign. However, my illustration
corresponds exactly in specification to the UK Civil Air Ensign in my
collection.
Clay Moss, 6 April 2005
It has become necessary to identify the stationing of air wing commanders
as BAAF units are deployed globally. The BAAF wing commanders flag also
became
official yesterday 1 April, 2006.
Clay Moss, 2 April 2006
Our version of the Royal Fleets Auxiliary is hoisted over only one ship at
the moment. The HMS Narwhal currently serves with distinction here in the
Straits of Malacca and has recently assisted in minor humanitarian relief duty.
Like many Confederate Naval ships, the Narwhal has never seen its own home
waters. I will send a picture soon, but you must promise not to laugh.
Clay Moss, 6 April 2005
image by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2013
Technically, the BAT Blue ensign may be accompanied by a jack along with the
Royal Fleets Auxiliary ensign.
Clay Moss, 21 October 2008
image by Miles Li, 1 April 2015
Apart from providing the same services as its English counterpart
(lighthouses, buoys, deep sea pilots), it also operates an all-important fleet
of icebreakers. Unlike its English counterpart though, vessels of the British
Arctic Territory Trinity House does not have its own ensign, but fly the normal
British Arctic Territory Blue Ensign instead.
Miles
Li, 1 April 2015
The BATTH has applied for permission to use their flag as a jack when their
fleet of ice breakers is at sea and in port. The DoV should rule on the request
at any time.
Clay Moss, 1 April 2015
Here is the reply from the Admiralty:
"Please be advised that it is not
necessary to seek official permission for BATTH icebreakers to fly the BATTH
flag as a jack. It is a long-standing and accepted custom for ships to fly their
appropriate house flags as jacks while in port or while dressing ship, and there
is no law preventing the BATTH from doing the same."
Miles Li, 1
April 2015
Dear Prime Minister,
We are in receipt of your request of
today’s date with regard to the flying of the territory’s flag as a jack by
vessels in Government service, and would draw your attention to the Warrant
which authorized the flying of a defaced blue ensign by such vessels. This
warrant specifically also authorizes the flying of an accompanying defaced blue
jack. It should be noted that such jacks are traditionally square with a
defacement as per their accompanying ensign.
Trusting that this
is sufficient for your requirements, I remain,
Respectfully
yours on Behalf of Her Majesty’s Government
Christopher Southworth (DoV
author), 1 April 2015